38 funny simplicity quotes - Wordgag

Simplicity is so complicated.

May 30, 2026

Explain it to me like I’m a Neanderthal.

May 29, 2026

Relationships are actually easy when you’re not dating a retard.

May 29, 2026

Love low-hanging fruit. Easiest kind to obtain, in my opinion.

May 29, 2026

I wanna be a jellyfish— no heart, no brain, no feelings, no pain— just blub blub blub.

May 28, 2026

I am so lucky that I can’t tell the difference between a heartfelt compliment and sarcastic disdain. Life is much easier when you’re dumb.

May 27, 2026

My goal for next month is small, simple, and clear: change my whole entire life.

May 27, 2026

Getting my next boyfriend a flip phone. He doesn’t need anything more.

May 26, 2026

Imagine being a dinosaur. No work or bills. No drama. Just extinct.

May 26, 2026

My life is simple, I see a queue of more than 6 people, I go home.

May 26, 2026

The secret to being able to buy whatever you want is not wanting much.

May 26, 2026

I miss being the age where the most devastating thing in the world was when my sandwiches got cut into squares instead of triangles.

May 25, 2026

A frittata is just an omelette for people too lazy to flip things.

May 25, 2026

It’s so much easier to suggest solutions when you don’t know too much about the problem.

May 25, 2026

I’m so thankful I had a childhood before technology took over.

May 25, 2026

Getting older is realizing how great doing nothing is.

May 25, 2026

It’s like 10,000 Tupperwares when all you need is a lid.

May 25, 2026

Going to look at the small picture for a while. Tired of seeing the big picture. Too much picture.

May 25, 2026

Sometimes I miss the time when there was only one idiot per village.

May 25, 2026

We can do things one of two ways. My way or my other way.

May 24, 2026

Wish I could just go back to eating cookies and not knowing what day it was.

May 24, 2026

Just say ‘lol’ and move on.

May 24, 2026

Dear recipe websites. I don’t need your life story. Just give me the recipe.

May 24, 2026

Being a dinosaur sounds kinda nice. No bills, no work, just extinct.

May 24, 2026

If you really think about it, extraordinary isn’t that great. It’s just an extra helping of ordinary.

May 23, 2026

I want to be a house cat and simply slap the shit out of anything in front of me that I do not understand.

May 22, 2026

Sometimes I just say “no idea” because I’m too lazy to think.

May 22, 2026

Why waste words or gestures when a raised eyebrow is enough to make a statement?

May 22, 2026

It’s actually quite simple: I don’t want to eat less, I just want to weigh less.

May 22, 2026

The only recipes they have online are where I’m the one who’s supposed to buy all this stuff and then make it. That’s not what I’m looking for.

May 22, 2026

“You just want an easy life.” Should I want a difficult one?

May 21, 2026

Being a goldfish must be brilliant. Every six seconds you’re pleasantly surprised to find that you live in a castle.

May 21, 2026

I would love to go back to the days when the biggest stress was finding the best hiding place when playing hide and seek.

May 21, 2026

Women aren’t complicated. Just give us attention and leave us alone.

May 21, 2026

I would like to have the peace of mind of a cow. I already have the body.

May 21, 2026

Explain it to me like I’m five then do it for me like I’m one hundred.

May 21, 2026

Girl math is ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife.

May 21, 2026

Nothing is complicated when you’re simple-minded like me.

May 19, 2026