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Life's ultimate plot twist: trying to simplify things and ending up with a 5-season miniseries instead! 🤔📚😅
38 Funny simplicity quotes
Explain it to me like I’m a Neanderthal.
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Me grunt, me no understand. Use more pictures! 🦧🖼️💡
Relationships are actually easy when you’re not dating a retard.
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Love is easy when your partner isn't an unsolvable riddle 😜💞🧩
Love low-hanging fruit. Easiest kind to obtain, in my opinion.
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Who knew fruit picking was the ultimate life hack? 🍎😂
I wanna be a jellyfish— no heart, no brain, no feelings, no pain— just blub blub blub.
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Living the dream, just floating through life on my blub blub budget! 🪼😜
I am so lucky that I can’t tell the difference between a heartfelt compliment and sarcastic disdain. Life is much easier when you’re dumb.
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Living blissfully in my own bubble of confusion since forever 😂🤷♂️✨
My goal for next month is small, simple, and clear: change my whole entire life.
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"Sounds like my goal of 'just a little light redecorating'—ended up painting the whole town! 🎨🖌️😅"
Getting my next boyfriend a flip phone. He doesn’t need anything more.
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"Because if he's a keeper, he can T9 text me with his eyes closed! 📞😂 #OldSchoolCharm"
Imagine being a dinosaur. No work or bills. No drama. Just extinct.
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Just the thought of being a carefree dinosaur roaming around, oblivious to work, bills, and drama, until… *extinction enters the chat* 🦖💼💸🦕❌ #LifeFindsAWayToMessWithYou
My life is simple, I see a queue of more than 6 people, I go home.
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"Life motto: Ain't nobody got time for queues longer than my attention span! 🏃♂️💨 #QueueExitStrategy"