38 funny simplicity quotes - Wordgag

Women aren’t complicated. Just give us attention and leave us alone.

May 21, 2026

I would like to have the peace of mind of a cow. I already have the body.

May 21, 2026

Explain it to me like I’m five then do it for me like I’m one hundred.

May 21, 2026

Girl math is ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife.

May 21, 2026

Nothing is complicated when you’re simple-minded like me.

May 19, 2026

Simplicity is so complicated.

May 18, 2026

Explain it to me like I’m a Neanderthal.

May 18, 2026

Relationships are actually easy when you’re not dating a retard.

Apr 1, 2026

Love low-hanging fruit. Easiest kind to obtain, in my opinion.

Apr 1, 2026

I wanna be a jellyfish— no heart, no brain, no feelings, no pain— just blub blub blub.

Mar 31, 2026

I am so lucky that I can’t tell the difference between a heartfelt compliment and sarcastic disdain. Life is much easier when you’re dumb.

Mar 30, 2026

My goal for next month is small, simple, and clear: change my whole entire life.

Mar 30, 2026

Getting my next boyfriend a flip phone. He doesn’t need anything more.

Mar 29, 2026

Imagine being a dinosaur. No work or bills. No drama. Just extinct.

Mar 29, 2026

My life is simple, I see a queue of more than 6 people, I go home.

Mar 29, 2026

The secret to being able to buy whatever you want is not wanting much.

Mar 29, 2026

I miss being the age where the most devastating thing in the world was when my sandwiches got cut into squares instead of triangles.

Mar 28, 2026

A frittata is just an omelette for people too lazy to flip things.

Mar 28, 2026

It’s so much easier to suggest solutions when you don’t know too much about the problem.

Mar 28, 2026

I’m so thankful I had a childhood before technology took over.

Mar 28, 2026

Getting older is realizing how great doing nothing is.

Mar 28, 2026

It’s like 10,000 Tupperwares when all you need is a lid.

Mar 28, 2026

Going to look at the small picture for a while. Tired of seeing the big picture. Too much picture.

Mar 28, 2026

Sometimes I miss the time when there was only one idiot per village.

Mar 28, 2026

We can do things one of two ways. My way or my other way.

Mar 27, 2026

Wish I could just go back to eating cookies and not knowing what day it was.

Mar 27, 2026

Just say ‘lol’ and move on.

Mar 27, 2026

Dear recipe websites. I don’t need your life story. Just give me the recipe.

Mar 27, 2026

Being a dinosaur sounds kinda nice. No bills, no work, just extinct.

Mar 27, 2026

If you really think about it, extraordinary isn’t that great. It’s just an extra helping of ordinary.

Mar 26, 2026

I want to be a house cat and simply slap the shit out of anything in front of me that I do not understand.

Mar 25, 2026

Sometimes I just say “no idea” because I’m too lazy to think.

Mar 25, 2026

Why waste words or gestures when a raised eyebrow is enough to make a statement?

Mar 25, 2026

It’s actually quite simple: I don’t want to eat less, I just want to weigh less.

Mar 25, 2026

The only recipes they have online are where I’m the one who’s supposed to buy all this stuff and then make it. That’s not what I’m looking for.

Mar 25, 2026

“You just want an easy life.” Should I want a difficult one?

Mar 24, 2026

Being a goldfish must be brilliant. Every six seconds you’re pleasantly surprised to find that you live in a castle.

Mar 24, 2026

I would love to go back to the days when the biggest stress was finding the best hiding place when playing hide and seek.

Mar 24, 2026