“Are you free tomorrow?” No, tomorrow I’m still expensive.

“Are you free tomorrow?” No, tomorrow I’m still expensive.

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"Sorry, can't downgrade my worth even for a day! 💁‍♀️💸 #sorrynotsorry"

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  • Very confusing that gross pay is before tax. I always find the number way grosser after tax.
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  • Made it to Friday, but at what cost? Monday is literally in 20 minutes.
  • There should be a zoo that has people from every country in it.
  • I would like to see the USA go metric before I die, just so I can enjoy the outrage that would follow.