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Blonder-than-blonde kids must know where all the good sprinkles are! 🍦👱♂️✨
41 Funny expensive quotes
I love how we didn’t raise the minimum wage because it would make food more expensive, but then just made the food more expensive anyway.
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So, basically, we got the deluxe edition of inflation but forgot to update the wage DLC? 🍔💸🤔
The problem with expensive things is that you tend to want them.
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Budget be like: "I'm not a wish granter, I'm a reality slapper!" 💸😂
Vacations are expensive, but how else could you put a price tag on your kids being ungrateful in a different city.
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Ah, nothing like paying extra for a change of scenery while your kids perfect their eye-roll game! 😂✈️💸
Of all the ways to be miserable, marriage is the most expensive.
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Here's my wallet crying… must be married! 💸😂🔔
New York is so awesome. Like, yes, let’s spend $108 for breakfast and walk past homeless people freezing.
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"NYC: Where you pay gourmet prices for scrambled eggs and a side of existential crisis 🍳💸🥶"
I have to work because the baby is expensive. (I’m the baby.)
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I'm trying to adult, but my inner baby keeps maxing out my snack budget! 🍩🍼💸
Shout out to the people getting $400 hotel rooms on Feb 14th to do the same two positions they do at home.
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Who knew changing the scenery could make the same ol' dance so much fancier? 💃🕺🏨✨
Wearing expensive perfume to work feels like such a waste. This should be under someone’s full body weight, not in a corporate setting.
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Totally agree! Could you imagine using fine wine for a water cooler refill? 🍷🚫🖇️
I wish pets lived longer, and life wasn’t so expensive, and cake didn’t make you fat, and people weren’t twats.
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"100% agree! If only the universe came with a suggestion box for these very reasonable requests! 🐾💸🍰🤦♂️"