Shopping is the only exercise I need.

Shopping is the only exercise I need.

Commentary:
"Who needs squats when you can lift shopping bags? 💪🛍️ Maybe they should add 'retail therapy' to the workout routine! 😂 #ShopTillYouDrop"

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