There aren’t enough rap songs about cutting coupons.

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The only hot singles in my area are in my wallet.

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Hey! Remember in the first grade when we were all just chilling and then some kid would throw up out of nowhere?

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People be like “I love your energy” – then drain it.

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The 5 seconds in the morning, when I don’t yet know who I am, is the best time of the day.

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I can clean the whole house if I want to, but if someone asks me to do it, suddenly I’m lazy.

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Those who still fit in their wedding dresses years later haven’t been making enough effort eating.

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“I asked ChatGPT”. I confided in Amazon. I confessed to McDonald’s. I have an inside joke with Exxon Mobil.

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Next time someone says “I’m a hugger” and tries to hug me I’m gonna say “I’m a biter” and see how it goes.

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Relationship status: my last pickpocket had really gentle hands.

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Sorry for what I said when I was drunk. I meant every word.