I’m stuck between “I need to save money” and “You only live once.” Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 25, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI’m stuck between “I need to save money” and “You only live once.” Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned. Save tons of money on a weighted blanket by sleeping under the mattress. Probably the most empowered I’ve ever felt was that time I stuck a fork in a socket. Nature is fascinating. A dandelion makes it through concrete, while I get my head stuck in my sweater in the morning. There are three certainties in life: death, taxes and getting stuck behind a shit driver when you’re late.
