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Witty quote about pain and consent, playful and humorous in tone.

Whether you rip off a bandaid quickly or slowly, I find it’s best to ask the wearer’s permission first.

Commentary:
Asking for permission is critical unless you want to be struck by a flying shoe ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฅฟ

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged ask, bandaid, best, consent, decision, humor, i, pain, permission, quick, slow on May 22, 2026 by slickboy.

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