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I lied, thereโ€™s no sex. Stand over there and tell me if this painting I’m hanging is straight.

Playful humor about lying and checking if a painting is straight.

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๐ŸŽจ "Who knew hanging paintings could be so scandalous? Just when you thought it was going to be a steamy moment, it turns out to be all about home decor! Talk about a plot twist! ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜…"


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One response to “I lied, thereโ€™s no sex. Stand over there and tell me if this painting I’m hanging is straight.”

  1. Haha, well, if I had a nickel for every time art was used as a decoy in my life! Nonetheless, this method adds a little spunk to validating our questionable interior decorating skills. Keep the paints coming, Picasso!