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  • A fun wedding bit is to sit next to a random guest, point to the bride or groom & whisper, “it should’ve been you”
  • I love when men go on diets they will be like “let me go for the healthy option”: the buffalo chicken quesadilla.
  • When the doorbell rings, I always go to the door with my jacket on. Depending on who it is, I either just want to leave or have just come home.
  • If you’ve seen one shopping centre, you’ve seen a mall.
  • I’ve been doing a lot of thinking recently, and I’ve decided that I really don’t want to do that any more.
  • Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome.