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  • Learning to be Alpha from YouTube.
  • “Apple Music has better sound quality!” Okay, but my entire life is on Spotify, my playlists are my children.
  • Don’t tell me that everything was better in the past. I was there.
  • Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less.
  • Super excited about a brand new week of faking it.
  • Texting my boss to let him know how excited I am for work tomorrow.