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When your soulmate is just a Wi-Fi connection and twelve time zones away 😂🌍💕
66 Funny important quotes
Having siblings is so important because you learn the exact amount you can annoy someone before they try to physically kill you.
Commentary:
Testing sibling boundaries: the ultimate survival training! 😂🤼♂️🔪
It’s important to post stupid stuff so you can learn who likes you.
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Ah, the social media version of survival of the silliest! 😂🤪 #TrueFriendsTest
It’s important to follow your significant other around the grocery store, not helping, and only hovering like the specter of death.
Commentary:
When you’re the grocery store's equivalent of a haunted shopping cart 🛒👻 just floating through the aisles waiting for snack approval! 🍫🍿
Someone at work is gonna suggest you download Outlook and Teams on your phone, and it’s very important that you don’t listen to them.
Commentary:
Trying to keep my work-life balance intact, so my phone only accepts dog pictures and pizza delivery apps 📱🐶🍕!
In your 20s, you’ll meet a short man. It’s very important you jump over him.
Commentary:
Leap into your 30s with style—short men make great hurdles! 🏃♀️🤣🏆
It’s really important to stay hydrated at work, so you can take as many 10-minute-long bathroom breaks as possible.
Commentary:
"Staying hydrated: the key to mastering the art of strategic escape routes from endless Zoom calls! 🚰😅🚻"
In your 20s and 30s, you’ll start rediscovering the niche interests and hobbies you had as a kid. It’s very important you revisit them. Your younger self was actually on to something.
Commentary:
Digging out those old Pokémon cards like they're stocks I should have invested in 😂📈 #WisdomOfTheYouth
I feel like this holiday season, it’s important to remind people of the true meaning of Christmas: ghosts terrorizing rich people in the middle of the night until they agree to pay their employees more.
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When you realize the holiday spirit is just a spooky HR meeting with festive lights 👻🎄🤑
In your 20s, you will be tempted to prove that you’re doing well. It’s important you resist performing for an audience that isn’t watching.
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Doing life like it's a talent show, but the judges are imaginary. 🎤👀🙈