66 funny important quotes - Wordgag

It’s so funny how you can meet someone randomly online, and they become such an important part of your life. It’d be nicer if they lived closer, though.

May 30, 2026

Having siblings is so important because you learn the exact amount you can annoy someone before they try to physically kill you.

May 30, 2026

It’s important to post stupid stuff so you can learn who likes you.

May 30, 2026

It’s important to follow your significant other around the grocery store, not helping, and only hovering like the specter of death.

May 29, 2026

Someone at work is gonna suggest you download Outlook and Teams on your phone, and it’s very important that you don’t listen to them.

May 29, 2026

In your 20s, you’ll meet a short man. It’s very important you jump over him.

May 29, 2026

It’s really important to stay hydrated at work, so you can take as many 10-minute-long bathroom breaks as possible.

May 29, 2026

In your 20s and 30s, you’ll start rediscovering the niche interests and hobbies you had as a kid. It’s very important you revisit them. Your younger self was actually on to something.

May 29, 2026

I feel like this holiday season, it’s important to remind people of the true meaning of Christmas: ghosts terrorizing rich people in the middle of the night until they agree to pay their employees more.

May 29, 2026

In your 20s, you will be tempted to prove that you’re doing well. It’s important you resist performing for an audience that isn’t watching.

May 29, 2026

You will meet a girl who is very strange and a little bit evil. It’s really important that you don’t lose me.

May 29, 2026

People who don’t like pickles are so important because they give me their pickles.

May 29, 2026

There’ll be a time someone will convince you to watch Game of Thrones. It is very important that you listen to them and watch.

May 29, 2026

When you are in your 20s, there is going to be an urge to binge The Sopranos. it is very important that you press play.

May 29, 2026

In your 20s, there will be an evil narcissist demon disguised as the man of your dreams. It’s important that you run from that loser before he steals your light.

May 29, 2026

In your twenties, there may be love. It’s very important to ignore this love and pursue a master’s instead.

May 29, 2026

In your 20s, there will be a cat, and it is very important to get that cat and spend so much money on it.

May 29, 2026

Online dating is stupid because scent is such an important factor of attraction.

May 28, 2026

Sometimes a little rudeness to establish that you don’t fancy nonsense is really important.

May 28, 2026

My favourite adult hack is when I carefully and thoughtfully put something very important away so I can’t lose it, and then I never find it again.

May 28, 2026

I think it’s extremely important, especially in the morning, to be quiet.

May 27, 2026

“Mom, how did we get so rich?” your father said, “Thanks, nothing from my end,” on thousands of important Zoom meetings.

May 27, 2026

Listen up. If he hooks his sunglasses in the front collar of his shirt, he’s got something important to say.

May 27, 2026

It’s important to get out of the house every once and a while to remind yourself of why you don’t go out.

May 27, 2026

We like to vilify hot people, but it’s important to know that people who aren’t hot are also terrible.

May 27, 2026

It’s important that everyone takes really good pictures of me this summer.

May 26, 2026

It’s so important to warm up before any physical activity, like getting out of bed.

May 26, 2026

The smarter you are, the more important it is for you to figure out how to think less.

May 26, 2026

Your call is really important to us but first enjoy this clarinet number for the next seventy five minutes.

May 25, 2026

It’s important to remember that even parents make mistakes. In fact, it’s how many of us became parents.

May 25, 2026

People always ask me “Do you believe in God?” and I say of course it’s important to have self-belief.

May 25, 2026

Being silly is very important for my mental health.

May 24, 2026

Sometimes, fasting from people is also important.

May 24, 2026

Going to a wedding really reminds me of the important things in life. Like cake.

May 24, 2026

Breakfast is the most important beer of the day.

May 24, 2026

Not to brag, but I’m on hold and my call is important to them.

May 24, 2026

There’s nothing worse than accidentally becoming an important person at your job.

May 23, 2026

Dinosaurs are always described as “roaming” the earth, which is patronizing as hell, I bet they had places to go and important shit to do.

May 23, 2026

Your call is very important to us, here’s six days of irritating music.

May 23, 2026

When gearing up for a mountain climbing adventure it is important to remember to no.

May 23, 2026