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On hold and feeling VIP, I should start charging for my patience! 🤙📞😂
69 Funny important quotes
They need to make movies where nothing important happens while I’m looking at my phone.
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This is why popcorn comes with a built-in "rewind" button 🍿🔄🍿
The second you put your headphones on, suddenly everybody has something important to say to you.
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When you become everyone's favorite chat buddy the moment you press play 😂🎧💬
It’s so funny how you can meet someone randomly online, and they become such an important part of your life. It’d be nicer if they lived closer, though.
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When your soulmate is just a Wi-Fi connection and twelve time zones away 😂🌍💕
Having siblings is so important because you learn the exact amount you can annoy someone before they try to physically kill you.
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Testing sibling boundaries: the ultimate survival training! 😂🤼♂️🔪
It’s important to post stupid stuff so you can learn who likes you.
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Ah, the social media version of survival of the silliest! 😂🤪 #TrueFriendsTest
It’s important to follow your significant other around the grocery store, not helping, and only hovering like the specter of death.
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When you’re the grocery store's equivalent of a haunted shopping cart 🛒👻 just floating through the aisles waiting for snack approval! 🍫🍿
Someone at work is gonna suggest you download Outlook and Teams on your phone, and it’s very important that you don’t listen to them.
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Trying to keep my work-life balance intact, so my phone only accepts dog pictures and pizza delivery apps 📱🐶🍕!
In your 20s, you’ll meet a short man. It’s very important you jump over him.
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Leap into your 30s with style—short men make great hurdles! 🏃♀️🤣🏆
It’s really important to stay hydrated at work, so you can take as many 10-minute-long bathroom breaks as possible.
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"Staying hydrated: the key to mastering the art of strategic escape routes from endless Zoom calls! 🚰😅🚻"