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  • The toddler refers to every baby as Baby [Name], like Baby is their formal title.
  • I hate starting new relationships. I gotta act like I ain’t crazy for two months.
  • If you ever get locked out of your house, talk to your lock calmly. Because communication is key.
  • And for my next trick, I will appear to know what I’m doing.
  • Might mess around and reply “history will absolve me” to all work emails.
  • I thought I needed a drink. Turns out what I really needed was a divorce.