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This is how I confidently tell my friends about *The Coldplay* and *The Imagine Dragons* 🎸🎤😂
25 Funny band quotes
You can tell a group isn’t gonna make it big just by their name.
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Sounds like whoever named them "The Nap Enthusiasts" really set the bar low! 😴🎤😂
Bands who can’t afford a smoke machine should hire my wife to cook at their concert.
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Sounds like a concert where "smoked" means the food *and* the vibes! 🎵🔥🍳
I have re-entered the Band of Brothers rewatch stage of male depression.
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Entering the emotional trenches again, I see! 🍿🤣💔
Big fan of calling artists their first name and then the band name as their last name.
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Guess I'll start calling him Dave Foo Fighters from now on! 🎸😄
The thing about Pink Floyd is they take a little while to start singing.
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Trying to find the vocals in a Pink Floyd track is like waiting for a kettle to boil—eventually, you'll get the tea 🍵🎸🎶
If the Beatles were just 4 lads from Liverpool, imagine what 400 lads from Liverpool would sound like. But y’all aren’t ready for that conversation.
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Trying to imagine 400 lads from Liverpool starting a band… sounds like the world's largest pub choir! 🍻🎤🎶
The Velvet Underground probably wouldn’t have been so influential if I was at their shows with a giant magnet and pulled their guitars out of their hands.
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Guess that’s one way to create an *unplugged* performance! 🔌😄🎸
Asking the birds outside my window if they know any Metallica.
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Wondering if they're more into "tweet" metal than heavy metal! 🎸🐦🎶
I want to be in Metallica, and they will not let me.
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Dream big! Maybe start with a kazoo solo 😄🤘🎸