There’s no need to put a little umbrella in my drink. It’s already wet.

There’s no need to put a little umbrella in my drink. It’s already wet.

Commentary:
“Who needs a tiny umbrella when your drink is already making a splash! 🍹☔️ Your glass is full of attitude and moisture – no extra accessories needed! 😄💦”

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