Funny wet quotes

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  3 months ago

  View →: I left the house with wet hair and no makeup on, so I’m sure I’ll run into everyone I know.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Never trust a wet fart.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Dry January is out. Sopping Wet February is in.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I love being outside, just not when it’s too cold or too hot or too wet or too windy or if there are bugs.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Bartenders be like “here’s that receipt, I’ll go ahead and put it on the wettest part of the bar”.
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  5 months ago

  View →: First date idea: I lean in close and surprise you with a wet willy.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’ve never seen anything sadder than me in a black cape under the salon lights with wet hair parted incorrectly by a solid inch.
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  5 months ago

  View →: The little umbrella is so unnecessary. Like, my drink is already wet, bro.
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  5 months ago

  View →: There’s no need to put a little umbrella in my drink. It’s already wet.

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