Driving is great because it combines my love of sitting with my love of being mad.

Driving is great because it combines my love of sitting with my love of being mad.

Commentary:
"Ah, the perfect activity for those who enjoy the thrill of sitting angrily in traffic jams 🚗💨. Who knew that combining two passions – sitting and fuming – could bring so much satisfaction on the road? It's all about finding joy in the little things, even if those things involve honking and road rage! 🤣 #DrivingAdventures"

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