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Sex is great, but have you ever started slowly picking up speed after sitting in a traffic jam?

Sex is great, but have you ever started slowly picking up speed after sitting in a traffic jam?

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Ah, who needs to find love when you can find the perfect rhythm merging into traffic instead? πŸš—πŸ’¨ Forget about slow dancing, slow traffic-picking is where it's at! πŸ˜… #TrafficJamThrills

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged activity, after, ever, great, humor, jam, picking, relationship, sex, sitting, speed, traffic on Nov 6, 2025 by slickboy.

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