Are you even a parent if you’ve never carried your child out of a store sideways like a surfboard?

Are you even a parent if you’ve never carried your child out of a store sideways like a surfboard?

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"Parenting 101: Master the art of carrying your kid out of a store like a surfboard 🏄‍♂️ Who needs a gym membership when you have a squirming child to wrangle? 😆 #ParentingProblems"

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