Sometimes I rock it as a parent, other times I drop my phone on my sleeping child while taking a picture of it. It’s called balance.

Sometimes I rock it as a parent, other times I drop my phone on my sleeping child while taking a picture of it. It’s called balance.

Commentary:
“Parenting: where the line between ‘rocking it’ and ‘almost causing a wakeup apocalypse’ is as thin as a screen protector! 🤳😴⚖️ #ParentingBalance”

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