I hope you catch the bouquet at my funeral.

I hope you catch the bouquet at my funeral.

Commentary:
"Ahem, excuse me, coming through with that bouquet-catching energy! πŸŒΈπŸ’ Better start practicing your catching skills now, just in case! πŸ˜‰πŸ‘° #FuneralGoals"

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