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They should make a drug that recreates the feeling of having your number called earlier than expected.

Witty text about craving the joy of an early phone call, humorous and playful in tone.

Commentary:
"Imagine the rush of dopamine and surprise, just from being first in line! 💊 Too bad waiting rooms don't come with a 'fast-pass' option…unless you count caffeine as a makeshift substitute! ☕️ #QuickDrawPill"


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