20 funny catch quotes - Wordgag

High school crushes were crazy because, why the hell was I running all over school just to catch a glimpse of him.

May 20, 2026

Making friends as an adult is wild because there’s so much lore to catch up on. You’ll be 3 years in and still get random drops like, ‘Oh, by the way, I used to be married.’

May 19, 2026

You can’t truly refer to yourself as an adult until you catch yourself getting really angry when the grocery store changes their layout.

Apr 1, 2026

Why do parents bust in your room like they trying to catch you cheating on them with another pair of parents or something?

Apr 1, 2026

If you respond to my sarcasm with better sarcasm, then I might just catch feelings.

Mar 31, 2026

People don’t catch bullets with their teeth anymore, get out there and practice.

Mar 31, 2026

Welcome to adulthood. The weekend is your only time to catch up on everything, but also your only time to do absolutely nothing.

Mar 30, 2026

If you catch me smiling at you, chances are I am plotting my revenge.

Mar 30, 2026

I’m never single for too long, you gotta catch me while you can.

Mar 29, 2026

Having a pool is so neat. All of your friends are suddenly interested to catch up on the hottest days of the year.

Mar 28, 2026

Notice how you don’t catch me in public, it’s because i’m not real.

Mar 28, 2026

If liars’ pants really did catch on fire, watching the news would be a lot more fun.

Mar 28, 2026

I’m still annoyed that you can catch Covid more than once. I can’t explain why, but it feels kind of rude.

Mar 26, 2026

My life changed when I learned some house spiders can’t survive outside, so now I just catch them and release them in a friend’s home.

Mar 26, 2026

I like running because it’s cheaper than paying for a gym membership. If the gym wants the money I owe them, they’ll have to catch me.

Mar 26, 2026

I need to go to jail for a while to catch up on all my reading.

Mar 26, 2026

It’s called the Summer Olympics so one of the events should be running in flip flops to catch the ice cream man.

Mar 25, 2026

The class: “You want us to do what?” Super Mario: “Jump around, catch and eat the giant mushroom, bang your head against the crates and, if necessary, crush all the critters. It’sa easy!”

Mar 24, 2026

Lorebombing is when you make a new friend in your thirties and you have to catch each other up.

Mar 24, 2026

I hope you catch the bouquet at my funeral.

Mar 24, 2026