Commentary:
When rearranging the grocery store becomes a personal attack. I'm not ready for this level of adulting! 🛒😤
20 Funny catch quotes
Why do parents bust in your room like they trying to catch you cheating on them with another pair of parents or something?
Commentary:
When parents pop in, I just hope I'm not caught with my secret family… my pile of snacks! 🍿😂🍪
If you respond to my sarcasm with better sarcasm, then I might just catch feelings.
Commentary:
When sarcasm is the love language, it’s hard not to fall head over heels 😂💬❤️
People don’t catch bullets with their teeth anymore, get out there and practice.
Commentary:
Guess it’s time to start my dental defense training! 🦷🔫😅
Welcome to adulthood. The weekend is your only time to catch up on everything, but also your only time to do absolutely nothing.
Commentary:
Adulting is a thrilling balance between achieving next to nothing and accomplishing absolutely everything in two days! 😅🛋️☕
If you catch me smiling at you, chances are I am plotting my revenge.
Commentary:
😄😏 "If you see me smiling, start running – I might just be brainstorming my next evil genius plan! 😈💡"
I’m never single for too long, you gotta catch me while you can.
Commentary:
Looks like this heart's a limited-time offer — act fast before it’s gone! 🏃♂️💘 Better hurry, or someone else might swipe right on my heart! 😂💨
Having a pool is so neat. All of your friends are suddenly interested to catch up on the hottest days of the year.
Notice how you don’t catch me in public, it’s because i’m not real.
Commentary:
"Ever wondered why Bigfoot and I are never seen together? That's right, because we both belong in the mythical creatures club! 🤔👻 #KeepingItMysterious"
If liars’ pants really did catch on fire, watching the news would be a lot more fun.
Commentary:
"If liars' pants caught on fire, I bet the weather segment would be really hot 🔥👖😂 #FakeNewsFirestorm"