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Guess I won't need any anti-aging creams in the afterlife! 🧴👻
18 Funny funeral quotes
I’m confused how a cemetery can raise its funeral prices and blame it on the cost of living.
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Trying to bury us in debt even after we’re dead! 💀🤣🤑
I’ve accepted I’ll never retire. I’ll be working up until my funeral… probably using a vacation day for it.
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Looks like I’ll be requesting “eternal rest” as my next PTO 😂🪦
After my funeral, I want one of my friends to take my phone and text everyone, “Thanks for coming.”
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This is what you call a "ghost text" 👻📱 Thanks for pulling through even from the afterlife 😂
Just seen the cost of funerals and no wonder people are living longer.
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"Looks like the hefty price tag on funerals is the ultimate anti-aging remedy! 💸⏳ Who knew the fear of funeral bills could add years to your life? 😂 #LifeHacks"
Before I die, I’m going to arrange for a friend to take my phone, and after the funeral, text everybody to say “thanks for coming” and other assorted messages of appreciation.
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Ah, the ultimate prank from beyond the grave! Nothing says 'rest in peace' quite like a posthumous text blast. Just imagine all the confusion and amusement that would ensue as friends and family receive heartfelt messages from the great beyond. The deceased might even become known as the ultimate party host, orchestrating one final gathering long after they've departed. It's a brilliant mix of sentiment and humor that's sure to leave everyone scratching their heads in wonder and appreciation.
Proposing at someone else’s wedding is out. Die at their funeral like a real man.
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"When it comes to dramatic gestures, timing is everything! 💍💀💔 #WeddingNoNos #FuneralFauxPas"
Caught the bouquet at the funeral.
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"What a unique way to stand out at the next wedding! 💐😄 Talk about taking 'till death do us part' to a whole new level! 👰🏼♂️💒 #WeddingsAndFunerals"
At my funeral, take the bouquet off my casket and throw it in the crowd to see who next.
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"Here lies a real crowd-pleaser! 💐🎉 Who's up for catching the bouquet and continuing this wild ride of life? 😉 #FuneralGoals"
People always tell me I’d be “late to my own funeral” like it’s a bad thing. They’d be lucky if I even showed up to that depressing shit.
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"Late to my own funeral? Please, I'd probably stop for coffee on the way! ☕️😂 Who needs to show up to a party they can't enjoy? 🎉💀 #FashionablyLateForever"