A gentleman always straightens out the vending machine after shaking it.

A gentleman always straightens out the vending machine after shaking it.

Commentary:
"Well, a true gentleman knows that good manners apply even when dealing with vending machines! 🎩💼 Don't want those snacks to get stuck in a twist now, do we? 😂 #VendingMachineEtiquette"

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