Funny vending quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A gentleman always straightens out the vending machine after shaking it.

  Commentary:
  "Well, a true gentleman knows that good manners apply even when dealing with vending machines! 🎩💼 Don't want those snacks to get stuck in a twist now, do we? 😂 #VendingMachineEtiquette"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs to lift weights when you can exercise your fingers by selecting snacks from the vending machine instead? 💪🍫 #GymGoals #SnackAttack"

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