Commentary:
When my brain starts broadcasting bad ideas, gotta shake my head to let the telepaths know I'm changing the channel! 🧠📡😂
12 Funny shaking quotes
Days without shaking my head disapprovingly at myself: 0.
Commentary:
"Note to self: If I shake my head any harder, it might just unscrew! 🤔🤣 #SelfDisapprovalChamp"
I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief.
Commentary:
"Who needs a gym membership when you have daily doses of mind-boggling encounters? 💪🏼😆 Sometimes, the incredulity workout is all we need to stay active and living our best puzzled lives! 🤯😂"
If you scroll Twitter long enough, you too can burn calories by shaking your head.
Commentary:
Wow, Twitter should come with a warning label: "Caution! May result in unintentional exercise from vigorous head shaking 🤯💪😂 #TwitterWorkout"
Shaking my head like an Etch a Sketch to get my thoughts right.
Commentary:
Trying to shake off those mind-typos like an Etch a Sketch? 🔄✨ Just be sure not to accidentally erase any crucial ideas! 🧠😆 #ShakeItOff #EtchASketchMind
I hurt my bottom after shaking it at the office party. It was a twerk-place injury.
Commentary:
Oh no, sounds like you really put your backside into it at the office party! 💃🤕 Better stretch those glutes next time to avoid a "twerk-place injury" situation again! 🍑😄
I’m not shaking hands anymore. You may bow or kneel down.
Commentary:
"Looks like handshakes are officially canceled in favor of royal greetings! 👑🤝 Better start practicing your bow or kneel down technique, folks! Who needs hand sanitizer when you've got regal manners? 😄🙇♂️"
Wiping my hands on my pants before I’m shaking someone’s hand, so they spend the rest of the day wondering what I just touched.
Commentary:
"Look at you, turning handshakes into a mysterious guessing game 🤔👖 Let the speculation begin: Was it a secret slime operation or simply a mid-meal snack? The world may never know! 🕵️♂️🍔 #SneakyHandshakeMoves"
The best part about Smarties is pouring them into an empty prescription bottle and shaking them all into my mouth while waiting in line.
Commentary:
"Who needs a doctor's prescription when you have a bottle full of sugar-coated intelligence pills? 🤓💊 Warning: may cause sudden bursts of brilliance and questionable decision-making 😂 #SweetSmartiesAntics"
I think my boss is delusional; he keeps shaking his head and calls me Jesus Christ.
Commentary:
When your boss keeps confusing your work ethic with turning water into wine 🍷😇 #PromotionPending