Conflicts may arise but always remember to be the bitter person. Posted onMay 25, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Conflicts may arise, but why be the bitter person when you can be the better person? 🌟 Choose kindness over bitterness, it's easier on the taste buds! 😉🍋" Related funny posts 🤝 My coffee and I used to be hot. Now, we’re just bitter. Just because you haven’t found the right person, doesn’t mean you will. “Be the bigger person” sounds too much like “accept the disrespect”. Old and bitter feels much better than I thought it would. Bit strange that the same culture is responsible for both kissing and onion soup. You’d think they’d be incompatible.