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A garlic a day keeps people away.

A garlic a day keeps people away.

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"Who needs a personal bubble when you have garlic breath? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿง„ Don't worry about personal space, just focus on your garlic space! ๐Ÿ’จ #GarlicDefense"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged away, day, garlic, health, humor, keeps, people on Jan 29, 2025 by slickboy.

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