A garlic a day keeps people away. Posted on5 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who needs a personal bubble when you have garlic breath? 😂🧄 Don't worry about personal space, just focus on your garlic space! 💨 #GarlicDefense" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 A garlic a day keeps the doctor away. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit. I keep screenshots the way my husband keeps old cords, stored neatly away until the day I might need them. Commas are like garlic, you measure with your heart. You gotta wonder why they just don’t make all bread garlic bread.