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47 shares on Twitch this month:

Once you realize I’m an idiot, my posts start to make a lot more sense.

49 shares on Facebook this month:

It’s way too easy to lie online. I was just telling Beyoncé about that the other day.

48 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Your twenties are for destroying and betraying yourself for nothing.

78 shares on YouTube this month:

You can never really “own” earbuds. You just have to appreciate the time you had together.

47 shares on Reddit this month:

Taylor Swift’s prenup is about to be longer than any book Travis Kelce has ever read.

86 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The best part about having a crush is when they crush all your hopes and dreams.

75 shares on Telegram this month:

He thinks I’m so smart because I read books. Baby, they is FAWKING in these books.

34 shares on Twitch this month:

I get so flattered when butterflies or bees buzz around me. Like, sorry ladies, I’m not a flower, but it’s so sweet that you thought I was. Hehe.

19 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I am “We read the newspaper front to back every single day,” years old.

45 shares on YouTube this month:

Anyone else’s phone make a retching noise when you unlock it with Face ID?

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Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

Glasses don’t make you look smart, everyone knows you had to fail a test to get them.

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If anime hair were real, there would be so much color dysmorphia. Like, imagine getting brown. I would be so pissed.

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Mentally, I’m in a forest screaming. Physically, I’m answering emails with a fake smile and clenched jaw.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

Coffee ain’t cutting it anymore. I need to eat batteries.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has copied:

“This would be better if there was cake” really does ring true in any situation.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has bookmarked:

Blocking me is like blocking the sun, the moon and the stars.

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Young witches boil every cauldron on high.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has viewed:

I’m currently trying not to read anything about carbohydrates after 4pm.

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Be the spooky thing in the woods that you wish to see in the world.

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Hello taxi, off to Friday please. Money doesn’t matter!

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Going bananas on LinkedIn:

Turning in bad essays to professors you have a personal relationship with is the most humiliating thing ever.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

No more fun facts. I want to know what your last nightmare was about.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I get easily confused in the morning. Also in the afternoon and evening.

Seen just now on Messenger:

I’m gonna start sending women unsolicited pizza pics.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Nothing humbles you faster than your phone slipping out of your hand and hitting your face.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

It probably feels so good to ram your head into something as a cat.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I’m shocked it offended you, I was certain someone was gonna need to explain it to you.

Just landed via X:

If you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia, you risk getting stoned.

Breaking via Threads:

I kind of enjoy living in a world where I can end a conversation by simply not texting back.

Just landed via Instagram:

Nobody gives me butterflies anymore. Y’all just give me brain damage.

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A garlic a day keeps people away.

Rapunzel, let down your CVS receipt!

I’m very strong, but not in a get a jar open kinda way.

This football season, we need to bring back getting drunk and calling in to your team’s local radio show after the game. Such a lost art.

“I’m not even close to how crazy I’m legally entitled to be.”

Having an international law degree in this day and age must be what it feels like losing chess to a dog and getting robbed of $90,000 afterward.

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A garlic a day keeps people away.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Rapunzel, let down your CVS receipt!

I’m very strong, but not in a get a jar open kinda way.

This football season, we need to bring back getting drunk and calling in to your team’s local radio show after the game. Such a lost art.

Sometimes I wanna delete all my social media and throw my phone into a river.

“I’m not even close to how crazy I’m legally entitled to be.”

Having an international law degree in this day and age must be what it feels like losing chess to a dog and getting robbed of $90,000 afterward.

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