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13 Funny keeps quotes

Funny keeps quotes are the perfect way to add a splash of humor 😄 and wit to your day! Whether you need a quick laugh 😂 or a clever line to share with friends 🤪, these gems never fail to brighten moods and spark smiles. Get ready to collect some hilarious nuggets that keep the good vibes rolling 🎉 and your spirits high! Ready to laugh out loud? Let’s dive in! 🎈✨

I would really like to meet this “other candidate” who keeps taking all the jobs I’ve been applying to.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Who the hell keeps letting it be Monday again?

Posted onMay 30, 2026

“There’s a reason religion tells you your reward is after death; it keeps you quiet while you’re being exploited alive.”

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Ah, the magical land of Monday—the gift that keeps not giving!

Posted onMay 28, 2026

They say an apple a day keeps a doctor away. But what do I need to eat to keep everyone away?

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Look, babe, I’m sorry. If your fake British accent keeps being this geographically inconsistent, I’m going to have to cancel the medieval roleplay sex.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

I hope this email keeps you awake at night.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Is ChatGPT my father-in-law because it keeps making stuff up and passing it off as fact?

Posted onMay 27, 2026

It’s like winter is mad and keeps storming out, then coming back yelling ‘and another thing!’

Posted onMay 25, 2026

An apple a day may keep the doctor away, but some silly a day keeps the boredom at bay.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

A garlic a day keeps people away.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

I think my boss is delusional; he keeps shaking his head and calls me Jesus Christ.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Stop asking a clown why he keeps acting like a clown, ask yourself why you keep going to the circus.

Posted onMay 20, 2026May 20, 2026

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