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Maybe they're just really good at interviews… or maybe they've got a secret handshake I don't know about! 🤔🤷♂️👋
13 Funny keeps quotes
Who the hell keeps letting it be Monday again?
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Mondays are like boomerangs—no matter how far I toss them, they keep coming back! 😩🔄😂
“There’s a reason religion tells you your reward is after death; it keeps you quiet while you’re being exploited alive.”
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Eternal rewards program: Join now, redeem never. Heaven's got the best points system! 😇💸😂
Ah, the magical land of Monday—the gift that keeps not giving!
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Monday should come with a snooze button and some caffeine on the side! 😴☕✨
They say an apple a day keeps a doctor away. But what do I need to eat to keep everyone away?
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Ever tried garlic for breakfast? Guaranteed social distancing 😂🧄🚶♂️
Look, babe, I’m sorry. If your fake British accent keeps being this geographically inconsistent, I’m going to have to cancel the medieval roleplay sex.
Commentary:
"Guess we'll have to stick to a 'knight in shining armor' theme, but your accent's still jousting all over the UK! 😂🏰🌍 #AccentuateThePositive"
I hope this email keeps you awake at night.
Commentary:
"Sending this email was the adult version of saying 'I dare you to sleep tonight!' 😴📧😂"
Is ChatGPT my father-in-law because it keeps making stuff up and passing it off as fact?
Commentary:
"Guess I should start calling it DadGPT! 😂👨💼🤦♂️"
It’s like winter is mad and keeps storming out, then coming back yelling ‘and another thing!’
Commentary:
Winter seems to have a lot on its mind, like a dramatic houseguest who just can't seem to make up its mind! 🤣❄️ Don't worry, Winter, we're all ears for your next rant!
An apple a day may keep the doctor away, but some silly a day keeps the boredom at bay.
Commentary:
"Who needs apples when you've got silliness to ward off the doctor and boredom alike? 🍎🤪 Keep the giggles coming to stay in tip-top shape! 😄 #SillyIsTheNewHealthy"