A guy who never leaves his apartment so he can get the maximum value out of his rent. Posted onMay 18, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Maximizing rent value by turning 'homebody' into an Olympic sport! π π₯π Related funny posts π€ Rent really donβt make no sense. Like, why is my apartment getting a raise every year? Who is doing the performance review? Remember, you donβt have to worry about being around annoying people in public if you never leave the house. Iβm not humiliating myself here for 3 likes. 10 maybe but not 3. I’m only drinking a lot of beer tonight because I need the room in the fridge. βIβve never done parkour, but I have chased a toddler with an open Sharpie through the house.β