Can you turn your swag off for one second and listen?

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The urge to pee in the morning is so aggressive. Bro, like, chill we’re getting there. Don’t threaten to come out.

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They should make a movie that’s good the whole way through.

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It’s funny how our brains remember that we have forgotten something, but not what we have forgotten.

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The worst part of coming out of a hyperfixation is sobering up and looking at all the merch you bought that you didn’t need.

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I named my wifi “The Promised LAN” because it always connects, but occasionally leaves you wandering in the desert looking for a better signal.

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You’re not stuck in traffic. You are traffic.

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I’m on this new diet where I don’t consume anything that talks to me before the first coffee.