Can you turn your swag off for one second and listen? Posted onMay 18, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When your swag has its own volume control 😎🔊🙉 Related funny posts 🤝 I deserve a percentage of your pay if you ever stole any swag from me. Heelys don’t have brakes because my swag rides forever. What is rizz if not swag persevering?! One day you said w00t for the last time, and didn’t even realize. You don’t become cooler with age, but you do care progressively less about being cool, which is the only true way of being cool. This is called the Geezer’s Paradox.