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  • Forgetting how to clean the dishes and shooting them with a gun.
  • Went for a walk. Very pleasant evening. The squirrels and rabbits kept running away from me. That stung a little. I will remember their faces.
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  • Do animals have celebrities? Like, do birds all recognize that one bird who sings really well?