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Going back on a dating app is the new walk of shame.

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In the coffee shop, booing everyone who orders decaf.

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I think some outfits just aren’t meant to be worn unless you’re getting straight into a car.

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I hate when someone you love says mean things like, “It’s time to wake up.”

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23 shares on WeChat this month:

I already want to come home from work tomorrow.

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English is so fake. How can you drink a drink, but you can’t food a food?

30 shares on Snapchat this month:

Are we all getting a front-row seat to the end times, or what?

28 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I will sit in the rain about this.

11 shares on Threads this month:

Don’t wait for later to eat the cake. Do it now, before another mammal of your household finds it.

93 shares on Pinterest this month:

At what point is a salad no longer a salad based on how much bacon I add?

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When you clean your room so well that the only trash left is you.

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My lip gloss used to be poppin’, now it’s my knees.

79 shares on Instagram this month:

I actually think it’s quite beautiful that you have to be the one to save yourself.

49 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Going to IKEA if anyone needs some meatballs.

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Accidentally became important at work and it’s ruining my life.

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Nobody knows what to do with me and I just think that’s beautiful.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has copied:

Why can’t you just be happy for me and then go home and talk behind my back later like a normal person?

Someone from 🇱🇨 has copied:

Carrying my phone from room to room like a Victorian woman and her lantern.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has shared:

I have so much to offer. It’s all bad, but still.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has copied:

Giving every single movie I watch a five star review because it’s just such a joy to be alive.

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Not only is it not Friday, it’s not even Thursday.

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I can melt an ice cube just by staring at it. It takes a while, but I can do it.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has bookmarked:

Trying to win an argument online is sociopathic. I would concede anything to get a stranger to leave me alone.

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I just learned the professional way to say “I told you so”: “This was identified early on as a likely outcome.”

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Going viral on Telegram:

Disney set unrealistic standards of how often woodland creatures would help me clean and do laundry if I just sang out my window.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Turns out, sitting on the porch, feeding birds and squirrels, is a pretty good treatment for depression.

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Called in, “If we’re living in a simulation, just simulate that I’m in the office today.”

Seen just now on Twitch:

You should be allowed to leave work early if you miss your wife enough.

Going viral on Messenger:

Before Google, if you didn’t know something you had to go ask someone and most of the time they couldn’t help you, and now that’s also how Google works.

Breaking via YouTube:

Working out consistently yields results, but mannnnnnn…… the laundry.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

Who the hell keeps letting it be Monday again?

Live now on WhatsApp:

I have never in my life learned from another person’s mistakes, I would literally let a giant wooden horse into my house right this second.

Breaking via Telegram:

My kidnappers sent me back early with a full apology, some money, and several of their fingers.

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I really thought adulthood would be 50% freedom and 50% fun. Turns out it’s 100% bills.

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