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81 shares on WeChat this month:

If I had today’s mind, I wouldn’t have made yesterday’s mistake. But if I hadn’t made yesterday’s mistake, I wouldn’t have today’s mind.

34 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m not a fan of camping, if I wanted to sleep outside I wouldn’t pay my mortgage.

26 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Almost all of my bad decisions are food-related.

98 shares on Messenger this month:

My Mom asks why everything is on the floor, like she never heard of gravity.

81 shares on Threads this month:

I don’t flirt, I just say weird things and hope something sticks.

82 shares on Facebook this month:

I asked myself if I was the problem and we said no.

77 shares on Instagram this month:

Maybe Baby wants to be put in the corner.

12 shares on Pinterest this month:

My age no longer permits me to suffer for love, so if you see me sad, it’s due to lack of money.

98 shares on Facebook this month:

Oh really? We’ll see what the same six people who always agree with me think about that.

28 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’ve never seen anything sadder than me in a black cape under the salon lights with wet hair parted incorrectly by a solid inch.

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A moment of silence for the paycheck that was in my account for five minutes.

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I’m actually pretty attractive, if you don’t compare me to anyone, ever.

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They always say, there is someone for everyone… unfortunately, the person for me is a therapist.

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Going to ask seven friends for advice and then execute my original plan.

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I have never “lit up a room” unless you count arson.

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I was born tired, and I will die tired. If I ever tell you I’m not tired, I’m probably lying.

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I’ve noticed that when young people now talk about “old people”, they mean me.

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The trouble with living alone is that it’s always my turn to do the dishes.

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The way turkeys feel about November is probably how treadmills feel about January.

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The introverted urge to spend a week alone at home after many holidays and family gatherings.

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Back in the good old days, we didn’t have to trim our toenails, they just got wore down naturally from running from dinosaurs.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

It really is Monday every 15 minutes.

Live now on TikTok:

Unless you fell off the treadmill, no one wants to hear about your workout.

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All my passwords are protected, by my poor memory.

Going viral on Reddit:

Automatic doors that don’t open fast enough make me look dumb.

Seen just now on Slack:

My bed wasn’t feeling well this morning, so I had to stay home to take care of it.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

I ain’t typing “X” into the URL bar, my wife is right behind me.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Not smiling until Friday; nothing is funny this week.

Just landed via TikTok:

The Midwest urge to have a drink on a patio as soon as it’s nice out.

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Kind of rude you didn’t wake me up before you went went.

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Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.

Masturbation is easy, but choosing a video is hard.

Just got sacked from my job at a think tank for thinking about donuts.

Candy cigarettes really used to be a thing and we really bought them and walked around like we were smokers at the tender age of 6.

Too young to retire, too poor to quit and too fat to strip – so let’s move on.

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Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Masturbation is easy, but choosing a video is hard.

Someone was saying that social media makes you miss out on your real life, but have you seen real life?

Just got sacked from my job at a think tank for thinking about donuts.

Candy cigarettes really used to be a thing and we really bought them and walked around like we were smokers at the tender age of 6.

I’d rather throw everything I own in the trash than try to deal with people on Facebook Marketplace.

Too young to retire, too poor to quit and too fat to strip – so let’s move on.

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