Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Learn from the mistakes of others, you can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
  • Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up, we had to manually roll up our car windows.
  • I’m not stubborn, my way is just better than yours.
  • I am not someone you have to entertain if you invite me, because I will have canceled.
  • I think my wife has got early Alzheimer’s. Every day she tells me that she has no idea what she first saw in me.
  • Sorry, the deadline for complaints was yesterday.