If camera lenses are round, why are the pictures square?

If camera lenses are round, why are the pictures square?

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📸 “It’s the ultimate mystery of the photography world – round lenses capturing square pictures! Maybe it’s a conspiracy by the geometry-loving photographers out there, or maybe it’s just the universe’s way of keeping us all on our toes. One thing’s for sure, there’s never a dull moment in the world of photography! 🤔📦”

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