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That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people.

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Maybe one day a street will be named after me. Or a school. Or a mental hospital.

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People who can fall asleep quickly freak me out… I mean, don’t they have thoughts?

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I hate when I go to the kitchen looking for food, and all I find is ingredients.

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I don’t even know who’s famous anymore.

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Cupid’s arrow should have just killed me instead.

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I wonder if people that fall asleep right away know that we hate them.

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“Your password is too weak.” Just wait until you see my will to live.

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If the Christians published the Kama Sutra, it would have been one page long.

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I don’t wanna start the year with any negativity so if you and I have had issues in the past, apologize to me immediately.