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When I said you had a “serial killer face” I had meant it as a compliment. Like, you look like you are very ambitious is what I meant.

May 20, 2026

Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.

May 20, 2026

When people block me, I just assume it’s for my rugged good looks and killer jawline.

Mar 31, 2026

I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re an angry serial killer.

Mar 30, 2026

I’ve just turned off the news and put on a serial killer documentary to relax.

Mar 26, 2026

Hannibal Lecter didn’t have to be a serial killer, he was scary enough as a foodie.

Mar 26, 2026

Worst part of a corporate job is no tips. Someone should slip you a $20 if you write a killer email.

Mar 26, 2026

Being a serial killer is much like being a comedian, in that you either hit it big and get your own Netflix special, or you spend eternity popping up on shitty podcasts.

Mar 25, 2026

Girls will be like “I have so much to do” then grab some snacks and start watching a 10 part docuseries on serial killers.

Mar 25, 2026