Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I’m like 2% cute and 98% ugly.
  • The best part of vacation with your extended family is talking shit about them on the trip home.
  • My real introduction to classical music came from watching Tom & Jerry cartoons as a kid. Also how I got into sadism.
  • The fact that I have a lot of wine in the house proves that I don’t drink much. Otherwise the wine would be gone.
  • I love sleeping so much that it is the first thing I think about when I wake up.
  • Blink if you want me!