Shorts should be half the price of pants. Posted onOct 14, 2023Oct 14, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppShorts should be half the price of pants. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’ve just found my wide pants again. They weren’t gone at all, they’re just my tight pants now. I want to be rich enough where I’m not offended by the price of beef jerky. I was in Paris with a boyfriend once and he lit a candle in Notre Dame in order to ask God to raise the price of Bitcoin. The price of groceries has gotten me thinking about what acorns taste like. I’ve jogged with my jogging pants about as often as I’ve rolled through the kitchen with kitchen roll.