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Pitching a sitcom where all the top people running a major city have been arrested and by chain of command the person in charge is now a librarian.

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Having to pee when you’re driving is problematic. Having to sneeze when you’re driving is even more problematic.

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Me: what can possibly go wrong though. Anxiety: I’m glad you asked.

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Being strange is exhausting.

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When pregnant women are around, watch what you say. Nowadays, anything will be used as a name.

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Don’t cry because it’s over. Cry because you have an extra hour to think about it.

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Everything will kill you so pick something fun.

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In the morning: Tired! At lunchtime: Tired! In the evening: Tired! In bed: “Everybody dance now!”

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Someone yelled “hey, retard!” and I looked back.

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Sorry I missed your call when I pressed decline.