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When I say I'm "hanging out with friends," I mean my collection of mismatched socks. 😜🧦🤪
36 Funny losing quotes
This year has been the perfect blend of me losing my mind and having the time of my life.
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Sounds like the perfect recipe for a "What just happened?" casserole! 🤪🎢🎉
Losing weight is basically all about being cold 90% of the time.
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Trying to lose weight or just testing if my house can double as a fridge? 🥶🤔 #ForeverChilly
Having an international law degree in this day and age must be what it feels like losing chess to a dog and getting robbed of $90,000 afterward.
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Sounds like earning that degree is more entertaining than finally challenging a dog to chess only to find out he plays a better endgame than you 🐶♟️💸
Phone dry, no food in the house, I keep dying in my game. I’m such a loser.
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Are we playing Life on Hard Mode again? 🤦♂️📱🥡🎮😅
I love when men remind me I’m evil because sometimes I be thinking I’m losing my spark.
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Keeping my inner villain sharp one reminder at a time! 😈✨
When someone loses something, I like to ask helpful questions like ‘Where did you last see it?’ and ‘Where did you put it?’ and ‘Where is it?’
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Asking the deep questions! Next on my list: "Have you tried asking the universe?" 🤔🔍✨
I hate when I lose things at work, like my favorite pen or my will to live.
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When my pen goes missing, I start questioning my life choices 📎😅 #PenPalPanic
Losing a white tee to a stain is a different kind of grief.
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When your white tee gets its first stain, it qualifies for catastrophic insurance 😂👕💔
“Can you multitask?” Yes, actually I am losing my mind and chilling at the same time.
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Trying to juggle sanity and Netflix without dropping the popcorn 😂🍿🧠