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Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish toda…

Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish toda…

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“Ah, coffee, the liquid motivation that turns ‘I can’t’ into ‘I can’t even without you.’ Here’s to conquering today, one sip at a time!”

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged accomplishment, balm, coffee, humor, morning, morning routine, motivation, routine, sweet, task on Mar 18, 2025 by slickboy.

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