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I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally.

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As someone who lives on earth, rising sea levels are alarming. But as someone who has always wanted to be a mermaid, I’m intrigued.

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That moment when you realize “yeah, this person is never gonna hear from me again” is so crazy.

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People say opposites attract, but I say find a partner who’s deranged in the same ways you are and double your capacity to be annoying.

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For once, I’d like to spiral into control.

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It’s been my experience that people seem a lot nicer before we get married.

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Can’t wait for the day off from work so I can sit on the couch at home and stare at the TV screen while thinking about work.

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When you see a squirrel, you’re bound to say, “Awww, a squirrel!”

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The only appointment I’m ever on time for is disappointment.

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Nicole Kidman being in a film called Babygirl is actually perfect cause it’s like another version of her last name.