Ah, the magical land of Mondayβthe gift that keeps not giving! Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Monday should come with a snooze button and some caffeine on the side! π΄ββ¨ Related funny posts π€ Just once I’d like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear “Monday has been cancelled,” and then go back to sleep. Iβll bet the guy who invented the snooze button never invented anything else. Let’s see how long my Monday slump lasts this time. Last week it was until Friday. The first 120 hours after the weekend are always the worst. I can already feel that the day is going to seize me instead of the other way around.