Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Toothache and heartache comes from the same thing, which is something sweet.
  • Me waking up: wow, I can’t wait to go to sleep tonight.
  • When someone says “I don’t want a relationship right now” the “at least not with you” is silent.
  • I hate it when I imagine how a conversation will go and then in the actual conversation the person goes off script. That’s not your line, man.
  • I really want to be nice, but annoying people just won’t let me.
  • Guy inventing jogging: how can I suffer, but with music?