Everyone is all โlove is patientโ during the wedding, but when thereโs a long line for the open bar, not so much. Posted onMar 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Love is patient, but a free bar test our patience faster than a wedding toast ๐ฅ๐ #PrioritiesShiftWhenDrinksAreInvolved" Related funny posts ๐ค No, I mean, it’s great toast. I just didn’t expect it to be French. Rom-com idea: Gozilla +1. Godzilla gets invited to a wedding but struggles to convince anyone to go with him. Hey man, just wanted to reach out and say I loved how much you drank at my wedding last night. No kids at my wedding. Gonna Uber the flower girl home when sheโs done. Opening a Star Wars pub called Bar Bar Binks.