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Everyone is all “love is patient” during the wedding, but when there’s a long line for the open bar, not so much.

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"Love is patient, but a free bar test our patience faster than a wedding toast 🥂😅 #PrioritiesShiftWhenDrinksAreInvolved"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bar, everyone, expectation, humor, irony, line, love, open, open bar, patient, relationship, wedding on May 25, 2026 by slickboy.

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