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Have you ever wanted to grab somebody by the shoulders, give them a good shake and whisper “Nobody cares!”

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The day I start waking up early it’s over for you all.

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Without freedom of speech we wouldn’t know who the idiots are.

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No, you tell me what YOU were doing during that gap in my resume.

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The human body requires so much maintenance. Who designed this thing?

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Headed to a wedding but my wife said I’m not allowed to refer to the bride as ‘the veiled threat.’

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I’m not climbing a hill if I’m dying. That sounds terrible. I’ll die on this chair. Drinking orange Fanta.

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Shout out to people jogging in this heat, no, seriously, shout out to make sure they’re okay.

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Men, it’s really simple. We want everything, but nothing, at the same time or different times, sometimes but not always.

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If I could be in two places at once, I’d be in bed twice.