Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Being friends with introverts is hard sometimes. Did they die? Are they just recharging? Are they Batman now? The suspense is killing me.
  • Shoutout to drug dealers for teaching the metric system to Americans.
  • I had a dream about you. You were stupid there, too.
  • And for my next trick, I will appear to know what I’m doing.
  • Running from your problems is cardio.
  • Smile like a monkey with a new banana.