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61 shares on WeChat this month:

I love all mythical creatures. Vampires, werewolves, unicorns, kids who listen.

22 shares on Facebook this month:

The plant app says that I either watered my plant too much or not enough. Very helpful. Thanks!

77 shares on Reddit this month:

Guys, stop showering. I need the water for ChatGPT.

59 shares on Snapchat this month:

We need an app where introverts can pay extroverts to make phone calls for them.

24 shares on Facebook this month:

Co-worker: You look so unapproachable. Me: Yet, here you are.

20 shares on Snapchat this month:

I always ask for a receipt so I can keep them in my purse for 86 years.

53 shares on Threads this month:

Goodbye, August, don’t let the door hit you on the way out.

15 shares on Messenger this month:

My therapist is so lucky. I’m like a Netflix Original that pays her to watch.

73 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Never trust someone who can eat 24/7 but is still skinny.

79 shares on TikTok this month:

Feminism convinced women they could have it all. Now they’re 40, independent, and crying in a very nice but empty apartment.

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Someone from 🇨🇻 has bookmarked:

I modeled my morning routine on the humble rooster. Wake up, scream, wander around.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has downloaded:

“I’ve tasted going back to an ex, and I’ve tasted trying to fix a relationship before it breaks. I highly recommend focusing on your career and going to sleep before 10 p.m.”

Someone from 🇦🇲 has viewed:

I suck at charging my phone, 21 percent charged, and I’m taking it off so I can lay the other way.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has viewed:

Why can’t you just be happy for me and then go home and talk behind my back later like a normal person?

Someone from 🇩🇯 has shared:

Taking off my house pajamas to put on my errands pajamas.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has viewed:

To the tune of ‘Everybody Dance Now’: Himalayan Sea Salt

Someone from 🇹🇹 has copied:

Keep posting, I’m diagnosing you.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has viewed:

Like shark attacks on humans, it’s actually extremely rare. The majority of antique, porcelain headed dolls aren’t interested in murdering people.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has viewed:

The algorithm knows about that thing you like that you’re denying yourself of.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has shared:

My nephew asks so many questions that Alexa just told him it’s okay to bathe with the toaster.

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Trending via Reddit:

Please text me back. I’m about to start making stuff up in my head, and the stuff is all bad.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I just need a little time to warm up to you, and then I’ll be super fun, I promise—1-2 years at most.

Just landed via Facebook:

She’s got style. She’s got grace. She dropped her cellphone on her face. She’s a lady.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I just ate, and now I’m going swimming, so I guess this is goodbye.

Just landed via Facebook:

Nobody rots in bed like I do.

Going viral on Instagram:

I need to figure out what I’m going to wear to the couch on New Year’s Eve.

Making waves on Discord:

Working my first office job. Is it normal to have nothing to do?

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I’m not an idiot anymore, universe, please stop with the lessons.

Just shared via Twitch:

My greatest flaw is that I will try any specialty lemonade. 90% of them are nearly undrinkable, but I persevere.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

If you ever need me, I’m always just a couple missed calls and text messages away.

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Anybody else not stopped farting this evening? Asking for a friend.

My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.

People believe that they have brains but maybe that’s just inside their heads.

Maybe we should put monkeys in charge for a while just to see how it goes.

I’m not an idiot anymore, universe, please stop with the lessons.

I’m not really a “glass half full” kind of person. I’m more of a “Where’d I put my glass?” kind of person.

I remember when a computer didn’t automatically connect to the internet, it used to make a screaming noise. We should have listened.

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Anybody else not stopped farting this evening? Asking for a friend.

Keep the laugh going 😂

My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.

People believe that they have brains but maybe that’s just inside their heads.

Maybe we should put monkeys in charge for a while just to see how it goes.

I’m not an idiot anymore, universe, please stop with the lessons.

I’m not really a “glass half full” kind of person. I’m more of a “Where’d I put my glass?” kind of person.

I remember when a computer didn’t automatically connect to the internet, it used to make a screaming noise. We should have listened.

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