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I never thought I would say this, and it took me a while to come to terms, but I think I ate too much bacon.

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Weed smokers be like, “Hold up — before we go to the store, I have to get scared.”

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No one comes off looking worse than the third party who was asked to interfere in a couple fight.

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Pretending you don’t notice people staring at you is a skill.

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My cats won’t talk to me because I came home late from work.

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Let me seduce you with my knowledge on useless things.

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Sometimes I clean my room so dramatically, it feels like I’m erasing evidence.

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Nothing humbles you faster than your phone slipping out of your hand and hitting your face.

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I won’t rest until a cure for insomnia is found.

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If I ever say “with all due respect”, please understand that there is none.

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Nighttime is when I remember that one weird thing I said in 6th grade, and feel bad about it forever.

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My outdoor flowers are doing amazing this year because I left them at the garden center where they belong.

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Movies in the 80s had me convinced that a main part of being a grown-up was staying late at the office and eating Chinese takeout.

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Good morning, may your coffee be strong and your boss not weird today.

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I’d imagine the sound of clowns having sex would just be a cacophony of bicycle horns.

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Stages of Christmas shopping: 1. There’s plenty of time. 2. Oh no!

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I was going to warn my kids about the repercussions of drugs and alcohol until I realized that they in fact were the repercussions of drugs and alcohol.

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I’ve been having a rough day for about 5 years now.

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Dear people, who drive without music playing, what do you do with your brain?

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It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.

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“You’re acting weird!” I’m not acting.

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Breaking a heart is considered bad, but melting a heart is somehow good.

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I hope “be the light you want to see in the world” doesn’t refer to Molotov Cocktails.

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“OMG I love your personality,” thanks, it’s a disorder.

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Did anyone ask the daylight if it wanted to be saved?

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Accidentally said “normal” when they asked what milk I wanted at the leftist cafe.

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The fewer friends at your birthday party means more cake for you. Follow me for more life hacks.

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Called in, “If we’re living in a simulation, just simulate that I’m in the office today.”

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

I like people who make eye contact like they know something I don’t.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Me: God, please stop giving me your toughest battles. God: You just have to empty the dishwasher.

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Mr. Mixed Signals decided he likes me today.

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Half the world is mentally ill. The other half is to blame.

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Everyone is using AI to write business emails, texts, etc. At this point in time, we may as well just tell our AIs to talk to each other and then let us know what kind of deal they worked out.

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Everyone focused on the lip filler, but it’s really the chin filler that is the real villain.

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If anyone needs me, I’ll be in a different realm.

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People that never want to leave the house unite! Separately at our own homes.

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