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Not to be dramatic, but learning how to read has ruined my life.

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Life hack: If you never leave the house you don’t have to worry about running into someone you don’t want to talk to.

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Just walked by an empath and his head exploded.

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My head is starting to get dented from hitting rock bottom so often.

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I didn’t lose an hour of sleep. The hour of sleep lost me.

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Sometime you meet such a prince that you’d rather marry the horse.

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When I say someone is a good doctor, it’s entirely based on the strength of their waiting room Wi-Fi.

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I’m just another dysfunctional train wreck barreling down the tracks with a smile.

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If she says “so just what exactly is THAT supposed to mean”, you’re gonna have a bad time.

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Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can’t even get into my own pants.