You sound unhinged. Let’s go get mugshots.

You sound unhinged. Let’s go get mugshots.

Commentary:
“Sounds like you’re ready to take the ‘mug’ in ‘mugshot’ a bit too literally! 🤪📸 Time to show the world our ‘arresting’ personalities, eh? 😂 #UnhingedAndProud”

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