Anything is an appetizer if you eat more food after. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppAnything is an appetizer if you eat more food after. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Parents be like “why aren’t you eating, don’t you like my food?” and after you eat a ton, they’ll say “you look a little chubby, maybe you should eat less.” I bought all this healthy food at the grocery store today and now I’m trying to decide if I want Chinese food or pizza delivered for dinner tonight. Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending. I’m done with dating sites and am now only focusing on food delivery people. They have a job, a car, and most importantly food. No matter how much Polynesian food you eat, you always want Samoa.
