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Anything is an appetizer if you eat more food after.

Anything is an appetizer if you eat more food after.

Commentary:
"Ah, the perfect logic to justify ordering another round of dessert! 🍰🍧 Who needs a main course anyway? 😄 #AlwaysRoomForMore"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged after, anything, appetizer, eat, eating, food, humor, logic, meal, portions, snack on Jan 25, 2025 by slickboy.

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