Anything is an appetizer if you eat more food after. Commentary:"Ah, the perfect logic to justify ordering another round of dessert! 🍰🍧 Who needs a main course anyway? 😄 #AlwaysRoomForMore" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Parents be like “why aren’t you eating, don’t you like my food?” and after you eat a ton, they’ll say “you look a little chubby, maybe you should eat less.” Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending. I’m kind of excited about the apocalypse. I would love to eat a basement full of food. I was always told to eat all my food so that I’d grow to be big and strong. When exactly does the strong part kick in? My mom asked me where I’m taking her to eat on Mother’s Day. I told her we have food at home.