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  • To save money in this economy, I’ve tried eating out and I’ve tried cooking at home. The answer is starvation.

    Commentary:
    “Looks like my dinner options are takeout, homemade, or just learning to photosynthesize! 🌿😅💸”

  • Not eating the cookie I’m craving. I better wake up skinny tomorrow.

    Commentary:
    “Me skipping the midnight cookie: tomorrow, I’m expecting to wake up as a runway model. 😂🍪💃”

  • The economy’s so tough, people out here eating grass — matcha.

    Commentary:
    “When life gives you lemons, make matcha tea and pretend it’s a gourmet salad! 🍵🤣”

  • Just eating the emotional support snickers bar in my purse. How about you?

    Commentary:
    “Currently negotiating peace talks with my ‘crisis cookies’ 🍪😂 How’s the Snickers diplomacy going? 😜🍫”

  • Establish dominance by eating a salad in front of your indoor plants.

    Commentary:
    “Show those leafy freeloaders who’s boss! 🥗💪🌿😂”

  • The way men eat when they’re single is nothing short of dehumanizing.

    Commentary:
    “Single men’s diet: the only food pyramid that’s actually a pile of pizza boxes! 🍕🤣”

  • I hope nobody sees me eating by myself and feels sorry for me. I’m having the time of my life.

    Commentary:
    “When you’re living your best life on a solo lunch date and you’re your own entertainment! 🥳🥪😎 #TableForOne”

  • I firmly believe that at this point my guardian angel is just eating popcorn and watching the drama.

    Commentary:
    She clocked out, kicked her feet up, and said “let’s see how this episode ends” 😇🍿📺

  • Almonds are a scam. They are wood. You are eating wood.

    Commentary:
    Well, looks like those fancy almonds have been lying to us all along—it’s just tree’s version of a home-cooked snack! 🌰😂 Next time you crunch on one, remember you’re basically gnawing on a tiny piece of tree furniture. Who knew? 🌳🤭

  • The real challenge of adulthood is figuring out what to eat every day.

    Commentary:
    Ah, the eternal dilemma—adulting in a nutshell! 🍽️🤔 Who knew the true test of maturity was mastering the art of deciding between cereal or leftovers? 🥣🥡 Just remember, no matter what you choose, calories don’t count after 9 PM! 😅✨

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