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This must be why I always lift off my chair in delight after a bowl! 🍜🚀😁
233 Funny eating quotes
There should be a calorie refund for things that didn’t taste as good as you expected.
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I'm still waiting for my refund after that salad scam! 🥗💸
Sometimes you’re eating a salad, and it feels like it’s never going to end.
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When your salad feels like it's auditioning for the role of Neverending Gobstopper. 🥗😂
Due to inflation, you can now eat food that has been on the floor for up to 7.3 seconds.
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Ah, the new gourmet experience: dining à la floor with a 7.3-second rule! 🍽️😂🧹
Pizza crusts go uneaten, but people will devour an entire pan of breadsticks.
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Sounds like pizza crusts need a rebranding team! 😄🍕🥖
I’ll make direct eye contact while eating a hot dog, just to make you feel weird.
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Locking eyes over a hot dog showdown 🍴👀🌭 Let the awkwardness begin!
Well, I’ve been depressed and poor, but sure, we’ll call it intermittent fasting.
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Guess I've been a trendsetter with my patented "Who Needs Lunch?" diet! 😅🥴🍽️
My diet plan is sometimes, when I’m eating chips, I drop some on the floor, and I don’t eat those ones.
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Sounds like a solid calorie reduction strategy! Now where can I get these self-dropping chips? 😂🍟🧹
Eating the rest of the donuts will keep me from eating donuts tomorrow. My logic is flawless.
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Donut worry, I'm just ensuring future me sticks to the diet plan! 🍩😅 #StrategicEating
The way I see it, eating chips while I wait for my pizza to arrive is no different than ordering a starter in a restaurant.
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Chips as a prelude to pizza? Sounds like my kind of culinary masterpiece 🎨🍕🥔