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Looks like someone's appetite was so legendary, even the divine had to set dietary commandments! 🍽️😂
236 Funny eating quotes
How are cows and chickens not extinct? We eat them girls like bags of chips.
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Cows and chickens must have secret ninja skills to keep dodging extinction while we're munching away like it's snack time! 🐄🐔🍟
Broccoli had such bad PR growing up. What an elite vegetable.
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Broccoli: proof that even the nerdiest kid in school can glow up into a superfood superhero! 🥦💪😄
Soup is called that because when you eat it, you’re so up.
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This must be why I always lift off my chair in delight after a bowl! 🍜🚀😁
There should be a calorie refund for things that didn’t taste as good as you expected.
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I'm still waiting for my refund after that salad scam! 🥗💸
Sometimes you’re eating a salad, and it feels like it’s never going to end.
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When your salad feels like it's auditioning for the role of Neverending Gobstopper. 🥗😂
Due to inflation, you can now eat food that has been on the floor for up to 7.3 seconds.
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Ah, the new gourmet experience: dining à la floor with a 7.3-second rule! 🍽️😂🧹
Pizza crusts go uneaten, but people will devour an entire pan of breadsticks.
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Sounds like pizza crusts need a rebranding team! 😄🍕🥖
I’ll make direct eye contact while eating a hot dog, just to make you feel weird.
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Locking eyes over a hot dog showdown 🍴👀🌭 Let the awkwardness begin!
Well, I’ve been depressed and poor, but sure, we’ll call it intermittent fasting.
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Guess I've been a trendsetter with my patented "Who Needs Lunch?" diet! 😅🥴🍽️