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Dogs will go through amazing effort to get a better view of your plate.

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So many mistakes to make, so little time.

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The gap in my resume? Yeah, itโ€™s called playing outside.

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Canโ€™t. Calling out some bullshitters on some bullshit.

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Your hoodie strings are uneven. Go home and get your shit together!

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A foghorn but for people who canโ€™t see through their own bullshit.

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“Are you free tomorrow?” No, tomorrow I’m still expensive.

“Are you free tomorrow?” No, tomorrow I’m still expensive.

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It probably feels so good to ram your head into something as a cat.

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If youโ€™re not happy single you wonโ€™t be happy married. Happiness comes from eating food, not from relationships.

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My favorite body lotion is Voltaren.

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Quitting my job to focus on being in love.

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Unfair that the older I get, the clearer photo quality gets.

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I am on a diet where you just speak Italian: “Pasta,” “Pizza,” and “I’m leaving Rooma for dessert.”

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Another Monday that no one asked for.