“Are you free tomorrow?” No, tomorrow I’m still expensive. Commentary:"Sorry, can't downgrade my worth even for a day! 💁♀️💸 #sorrynotsorry" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I know everything is expensive right now, but just remember correcting people’s grammar online is still free. I love how we didn’t raise the minimum wage because it would make food more expensive, but then just made the food more expensive anyway. Therapy is expensive, getting lost in the woods and never being seen again is free. The reason I stay up late is because I don’t want my free time to end and tomorrow to start. The reason I stay up late is because I don’t want my free time to end, and tomorrow to start.