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“Are you free tomorrow?” No, tomorrow I’m still expensive.

“Are you free tomorrow?” No, tomorrow I’m still expensive.

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"Sorry, can't downgrade my worth even for a day! 💁‍♀️💸 #sorrynotsorry"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged conversation, cost, date, expense, expensive, free, humor, still, tomorrow on Jan 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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