Trendy Funny Quotes

  • My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still at work.
  • Marry someone the same size as you to avoid decades of annoyance adjusting the seats and mirrors in the car.
  • Expiration date? More like spoiler alert.
  • I was born to be wild, but only until around 9pm or so.
  • I’m pretty sure by now that we’re some kind of satire channel on some other planet.
  • The me who snips coupons needs to communicate better with the me who walks into the stores.