“Are you free tomorrow?” No, tomorrow I’m still expensive.

“Are you free tomorrow?” No, tomorrow I’m still expensive.
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"Sorry, can't downgrade my worth even for a day! 💁‍♀️💸 #sorrynotsorry"

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