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“Are you seeing someone?” Like a hallucination,…

“Are you seeing someone?” Like a hallucination,…

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"Well, if I'm seeing a therapist, does that count as a relationship status? 🧐 Or should I swipe right on that hallucination instead? 🤔 Maybe I'll just stick to dating guys who are real but may drive me crazy anyway! 🤪💑"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged date, funny question, guy, hallucination, humor, question, relationship, seeing, someone, therapist, therapy on Jan 28, 2025 by slickboy.

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