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You know you’ve mastered marriage when you shout to your husband, “Take the thing off the thing,” and he immediately knows what to do.

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Please don’t celebrate April Fool’s day if you’re not a fool. My culture is not your costume.

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Wow, I absolutely love your outfit. The black really brings out the pet hair on it.

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My problem is I always think I can get ready in 15 minutes when I have repeatedly proven that I can’t.

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Due to intense brain fog all of my thoughts have been grounded until further notice.

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Paw Patrol is just annoying. Exactly how long do dogs live again on average?

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A hammock is a terrible place to receive bad news.

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Why do Marvel movies need 3 hours to accomplish what The Powerpuff Girls did in 11 minutes?

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I don’t expect everything handed to me, just set it down outside my door.

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Automated phone system: To speak to a representative, please enter the last twelve digits of Pi.