As a man, it’s my job to mistake kindness for flirting. Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Ah, the classic 'she held the door, we're practically engaged now' syndrome! 😄🚪💍" Related funny posts 🤝 Don’t tell me about Stockholm Syndrome, I woke up at 6 AM on my first day of vacation wondering how things were going at work. It’s just a matter of time until they add “syndrome” after my name. No, you don’t understand. This is my special mistake. I keep making it because it is very dear to me, like an old friend. The best way to reach me is with intelligence and humor. Breaking: man who liked me first no longer likes me.