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As a man, it’s my job to mistake kindness for flirting.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'she held the door, we're practically engaged now' syndrome! 😄🚪💍"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged flirting, gender, gender stereotype, humor, job, kindness, man, mistake, misunderstanding, stereotype on May 28, 2026 by slickboy.

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